How to get chicken legs?10 points plz anser I'm getting pretty desperate?

1Well there the emo kids at school who have these little thighs and I think there adorable (no homo mayb just a liddo :P) I saw the mighty boosh vince doesn't walk plz gime me a decent anser I did 200 step ups off a chair yesterday will dap make them smaller#2any prayers to santa muerte? Or saint death thanks whoever ansers both ill anser 3 of there questions unless your thing is private thanks